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NFL Fantasy Report

  • Writer: Callum Eagle Hendrick
    Callum Eagle Hendrick
  • Oct 13, 2024
  • 2 min read

What to say about the inhalers this year. Straddling grey zones and ambiguity sometimes deftly, often not, reflective of their owner/coaches own life and actions.


We predicted a 2-2 start and we came through on that. Week 6 now, sitting at 3-2 after a gutter match with the goon. Plenty of byes will be finished after this week. Tua almost died on the field for the second time as a result of a nasty concussion. Once again, he will soon return and hopefully give some juice to tyreek felony hill and deveon brittlebones achane. Both of them put in good stat lines initially and they’ve since taken an early nap, warming the bench even in some cases. Jameson Williams (what were his parents drinking??) and rashid shaheed have been excellent flex options, nico Collins got injured after being wr2 until that point. Rough ranking in the quarterly column, somewhere in the bottom third of league (yikes) but hopefully another gutter win this week vs the dreaded leen (p10) who has been completely decimated by the injury grim reaper. A hellish sight on the facility bench. The leen is a cornered creature however, cornered creatures pose the greatest risk. 1-4 is a last stand type of result in such a league. Inhalers could be in for yet another perfectly balanced game record come Tuesday noon, local time. While not ideal, the majority of the important byes will be finished by that point and in an injury plagued league the relatively healthy inhalers could plod through to a playoff berth. Much remains to be decided and this week possibly a nexus point for the inhalers season, a point in time where many possibilities branch out from. A win means a buffer in a sense and sets up for a solid mid season. A loss means a murky path through another seven weeks. Potential trades, mid priority waivers and navigating the remaining byes with a lot more at stake. A lot riding on week 6 really, 4-2 looks and feels a lot healthier than 3-3. Need an inhalers win, Rodger’s win and a manzielbridge win. Manzielbridge win <50 points. That will even out the table certainly which carries risk in itself. Perhaps a solidified 1 and 2 is safer, two 5-1 teams? Puts a 1/2 game buffer in place if the inhalers win, a solidified 3rd position against a similarly scoring team in gettleman come playoffs. Could be a safer route. A lot to play for, fantasy gods can be kind or cruel. Humility in the face of such a force is the only course of action. Inhalers are neither good nor bad, they will neither win nor lose. They can only try.


 
 
 

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